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Smh look at little marissa ann growing tf up
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where is this from?
What the hell lol
Brahhh she fucks with HOV tho
WHERE IS THIS FROM?
my anaconda don’t…
my anaconda don’t…
My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun
When there’s an issue involving race and the police, why is there always that one idiot who has to say “It isn’t about race, the police are like this to everyone”.. Really, so why is it, a black person is killed every 28 hours by the police and why are there more black people imprisoned today than…
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
horror movie synopsis
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way